if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it…

methods of Love….

+kiss on the ear——————–”i’m horny”

+kiss on the cheek—————–”we’re friends”

+kiss on the hand——————”i adore you”

+kiss on the neck——————-”we belong together”

+kiss on the shoulder————–”i want you”

+kiss on the lips———————”i love you” or “i want you”

+holding hands———————–”we can learn to love each other”

+a wink———————————”Let’s get it on”

+slap on the butt———————”thats mine”

+playing with the ear—————-”i can’t live without you”

+holding on tight———————”don’t let go”

+looking into each other’s eyes—”let’s get romantic”

+pulling hair on head—————”tell me you love me”

+arms around the waist ———–”i love you too much to let go”

We always wanted to secure ourselves and put everything in hand of insurance that if worst come to worst we are already secured. Like our schooling, we wanted to have a plan for our education or for others education that we engage on an educational plans. Another thing we get is medicare supplement plans, we want to have something that we need especially those medicines that supplements our way of living. We usually engage in it for a sole reason of assurance on something we need, maybe for future use or for a usage that we need daily. That’s the reason why many people are into these plans; for they want to ensure that in the money they are getting there is always a corresponding equivalent later on as the day comes.

Nowadays it is really hard to see to it that we are insuring everything we own. Even to our own, we invest for security and comfort. Even the things we call our own, we need to secure it for future generation and for future use. Like our home, we need home insurance to make things smooth in case something unpredictable would happen like fire or tornado or maybe flood. Another things that we are insuring is our car, we intend to insured it even to cheap car insurance, what is important is, if something terrible would happen, at least we are insured.

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to make love but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and make love
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and make love
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and make love

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You make love, she wants to marry you & insists on a -carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of making love.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and make love in the back of her car.
Second Date: She’s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

Dating ( Don’t kill me , it’s Humor

When I and my friends waiting for something we decided to go for the mall to kill time. When we are inside we try to spot a place to hang out, then we decided to play at the game zone. We have an experience of laughter and fun, tickets, tokens, prizes and coupons . Yes while we play we luckily won sometimes and in that time a ticket of coupons comes out. So what we did we try to keep the win and get a more coupons, so we try and try until we came to the point that we need to end our play. Why? Because we are already late and since we can’t make in time then we continue playing.